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The levitational hedgehogs Float free from the mundane universe, Achieving The pure blue freedoms Of theory. Unfortunately, For the levitational hedgehog There is no corresponding Levitational slug. Why does the hedgehog levitate? The answer Is the emperor. The emperor dragonizes the hedgehogs Until they float Upwards, Ascending to the realm Of expectations. The emperor summons faith to serve as fact. This Is his divine skill. The hedgehogs, levitational, Are the proof. The emperor Conquers gravity by denial. And we, inspired, Are keen to follow suit. Theory will set us free. Probability Is there to be transcended. We trust the plan, and trust The elephant, when asked, Will walk on water. |
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The term "levitational hedgehogs" first enterered the poet's consciousness after his website mysteriously took a hit from someone searching the Internet for the term "levitational hedgehog." Can hedgehogs really levitate? Well, it would probably be unwise to contradict the emperor on this, at least in public. |
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